REFOCUS.

Sorry - my bad for jinxing us. I have no news about why we continue to experience horrible amounts of downtime, lag and frustration. We were told this was resolved. Sorry guys I simply have no news or reasoning.

It's a first in a long time, so worth celebrating with a news post: WowStead (our website host) has made it two weeks with no downtime or lag that was measurable! It hasn't been a smooth road getting here, but let's hope it continues as well as the past two weeks and we can all be happy together here. Two cheers for WowStead (three if they make it another week)!

Our own "Lock with the biggest clock" turns FORTY today.

Which means the mangler does too I suppose.  I hear Forty's squimish about turning forty, so instead let's wish his penis happy birthday...

Happy birthday "Mangler"!

And on the 24th day of April, the heavens opened and a voice was heard to say "And there shall be much cake to eat on this day, for it is Irmie's birthday and let it be known that if she doesn't eat cake, Fortasque shall suffer".

Happy birthday to my sweet Irmie.

Love,
Forty

Please check your guild website account, and ensure that the password you use here is NOT the same as the one you use to log in to WoW. We've had a number of guildmates targetted by hackers lately and this is the only common thread we can find. Double check. If you are using the same password, immediately change your WoW password for your own safety. Until we figure out what is going on, this is our recommendation for you.

Any questions, please contact Irmie.

Whether you call him Ironhorse, Iron, or Hoss, whatever you do don't try and spank this Warrior on his birthday!

Happy Birthday Ironhorse!

We tried to have all the ladies of TC jump out of your cake and yell happy birthday, but we haven't heard anything out of them since we baked the cake...

So they say the month of March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb. In our case, this month it comes in like a bear and out like a tree. Or something to that effect! A hearty congratulations to Jujubei, winner of the Guild Mate of the Month!

Whether healing, tanking or dps, Juju steps up to the plate to do whatever is needed and asked of him. With only 17 alts, he's sure to be able to help you with something, regardless of what it is you need. Thanks Juju for being so accommodating and helping to make us a true team.